Monday 10 September 2012

Is this real? 100 percent YES.  Scott Van Duzer a  Florida pizza shop owner gave The President Of The United States of America a big bear hug...
What do you think would happen if someone does the same to our President GEJ? Your guess is as good as mine.

Thursday 6 September 2012

7th of SEPTEMBER (1 5:518. 5.2.458. 32.5.9.58. 0.5. 3.5: 78.12:5)



 The longer we live, the closer we are to our end; A bitter fact that we all try to avoid in our thoughts. For me, reverse is the case. 7th of September would always be a day stuck in my head; not just because a Hero was born, but because I’d have to take out time and reflect on the way I’ve spent the time my creator has gifted me with. I’m I just counting days or I’m eye making the days count?

Waking up this day, I had to take a quick spin round my life; thought about my family, my colleagues in Nursery, Primary, Secondary, University and even Youth Service; of which you may belong to one).

 I remembered how it was though to be around people that are way older than me, and had to rest on my intelligence, witty jokes, pranks and yabbins to make them respect me. (lol). Back then I was too shy to tell people my age, I didn’t want them to look down on me, I felt that true respect comes with age. Now I know better sha.(E no means say I go tell u sha.lol)

I remember my secondary school days, when I’d play through the weekend and wake up by 5am on Monday morning to give my school uniform a quick-wash;  I’d wash it quickly, queeze it with towel, then hang it on a fan or Iron it with a wrapper ontop  (Lie say you no do am when u small )lol. Then on getting to school would quickly dub assignment from a friend…

It’s impossible to forget my first day as an Undergraduate in the Great University of Benin; it was truly fantabulous. Imagine me joining MAN O WAR club… after spending a night in the Jungle behind Ekosodin Village in Benin, nobody tell person to logout. I dismember myself from the group immediately.The term FRIENDSHIP was defined when I came in contact with Asenime Gregory, Oriahi Anderson and later on Rayhamen Owen… believe me; they are individuals with unique characteristics.  It’s also worthy to note that I personally understood what it means to be a Christian in the university. Coz, when you are faced with so much pressure and multiple choices to choose from; you’d discover you truly need divine guardians in your life.  My memory of love in school is a mixed one coz I can remember spending good & bad time in the “Love Gutter” a cool spot outside the girls hostel. Funny thing is that I had my heart broken and healed in that same spot.lol.  Leaving the school was a dream come true indeed; but if I were to go back to school again, UNIBEST… o! sorri Uniben would be my first and only choice.

Another interesting part of my existence is my journey to the OTHER side… I call it other coz its truly a zone different from this region. The basic thing we share is the National name and our love for Football. Serving in Sokoto was a challenge I embraced (not like I really had a choice sha…); getting to know their culture and way of life was an interesting discovering that i don’t think any book would be explain very well.  Yes before I forget, I got to hook up with a brother from different papa & mama… Christian Osondu a.ka. Kris2steps, believe me, this guy made sokoto fun for everyone.

Now I look at my life, and ask: Would the boy I was as a Child be proud of the Man I have become now?  Well, I’m sure he would be elated… not because I’m the best, but because God has elevated me to a point beyond my imagination.

To those out there that I must have erred; Please understand that I’m but mortal with a divine spirit; I sincerely apologize. Sorry for Breaking your heart; sorry for forgetting to call or text; sorry that I didn’t understand your point of view; sorry that I was too impatient to believe in you… Trust me friend I’m sorry. (The Best Birthday Gift you can give me is your FORGIVENESS)

To my friends I say THANK YOU; thank you for making me the man I am today… Hopefully as I grow older I’d be a better friend and brother.

To those who wish to see me fall or fail… I understand your plight; it’s not your fault. You have just submitted your body to be used like that of Pharaoh; so that God can show Himself strong in my life. I can promise you this sha… You will NOT die; but would live to see God’s glory manifest in my life.

Thinking about my future, I’m humbled; Because the destiny that awaits me is far bigger, larger and better that what I am now and I know I’d have to rely on divine guidance to achieve it.

My desire is that in less than a Decade from now; when the bells of 30’s come ringing; I’d stand up with courage, Pride and Humility saying to the world Thank You for making LordOfSwagg the Hope of African Youths.

My speech done too much joorr… make I go find cake chop joor… whether na Beans Cake or Moi Moi Cake; Cake na CAKe joor.lol

IamLordOfSwagg: A DESIGNED PLACE

IamLordOfSwagg: A DESIGNED PLACE: A DESIGNED PLACE As funny as some questions may sound, if we don’t learn to ask ourselves and answer them, we would continue to lead ...

A DESIGNED PLACE


A DESIGNED PLACE
As funny as some questions may sound, if we don’t learn to ask ourselves and answer them, we would continue to lead a life of self deceit.
At every point in life, a new soul is added to the existing ones as; all over the world, babies are born per minute. To be born into this world was a struggle and to survive in it is another struggle on its own. Aside the struggle for survival by so many, there’s still something more accomplishing to desire-having a Designed place in this world.

We all have a place to fit-in in this place called life. If you are not fixed in your designed place, you’d definitely become a misfit somewhere else.  Permit me to notify you that your designed place should not be determined by your parents, community or nation but by your own efforts.
Some people have been victims of parents designing their place in life for them;  because a father is a Lawyer or Pastor doesn’t necessary mean that his son/ daughter should continue in that path. Any parent that pushes his ward in this direction is ultimately creating havoc in the society.

As a society, we ignorantly destroy the destiny of millions of people in the world by trying to draft their Place for them.  Most people believe only in the things they’ve seen succeeded; and become scared and uncomfortable when they see something different from the regular. This act just proves how shallow we can be in our thinking. How can we not know that each person is BORN DIFFERENT? Even identical twins have differences. I’m yet to see an existing government that has truly placed every individual in their designed placed. If they could, social vices would be a thing of the past.

The onus for discovering your pathway solely lies with YOU.  You must rise to the challenge yourself. This journey is definitely not going to be an easy one; its pose to be painful, stressful, frustrating and very long. But at the end; not just you but your unborn generations would be glad you embarked on it.

Here are a few points to note before you embark on the SELF DISCOVERY JOURNEY

·         YOU ARE MEANT TO BE HERE NOW:
Have you ever imagined yourself born generations before now? Possibly in the time of your grandfather, and then you and your grandfather may just be best of friends… Now think about this, YOU didn’t come here then, because you weren’t needed at that point in time. The world was not ready to receive you. The Challenges we face in our world now are far greater than those that have faced us years before this era. So, now is the time you are needed; that’s why you are here. People prayed for solution, and YOU were born; that’s not coincidence friend, it’s a plan. Don’t ever think you were born by mistake, that’s a Larouk Fawal Lie. The simple fact that you are alive and reading this article means that you are still part of the ultimate plan. It means that you are either occupying your designed place or you are yet to get there.

·         YOU ARE UNIQUELY DIFFERENT:
It would be total folly for an elephant to criticize a giraffe for having a long neck… for Christ’s sake, has the Elephant seen itself in a mirror? Don’t be a victim of this kind of folly; you must understand that you are uniquely different; there is NO MAN on earth that has monopoly of gifts, talents or potentials. Admire people that are gifted or talented in stuffs, but never wish to be like them, you can have them as your mentors (if they are in your field); but understand that you are still different. Many religious folks fail in this regard coz they think dressing, talking or walking like their mentors defines them; the painful truth is that they are killing their own potentials by the day. No matter how different you are, there are people who like you and what you have; don’t trade that special thing in you for the popular choice… Remember, what is common is not always special.

·         CONVERT JEALOUSY TO INSPIRATION:
There are certain individuals that are enviable; they are multi-talented and blessed in more than one ways; the thing is that, being around such people can be pretty intimidating and in a way discouraging, but be contented with the little you have. I remember the first time I met Toyosi Akerele the founder of RISE in Benin City. She had organized a youth interactive session at Benson Idahosa University and there were several top nationals at the event.  Seeing the crowd at the auditorium and the impact made by the event, I felt bad… really bad.  I was like, why I dey bother myself to cause societal change in youths when a young lady like Toyosi has gone so far in transforming lives… after a while, I had to reset my thinking to understand that, she did not get to where she was in one day, but by constant effort and dedication to her cause.  I quickly transformed my thinking into that of a challenge for myself; I told myself, if she can do it, I can do better. It is important for us to be inspired by people that have gone ahead of us in our chosen field.

·         ITS BEYOND THE EYES:
The things that can be seen with our physical eyes are by far the smallest things in life to behold. Houses, Cars, Cloths, Money are all material things that are just a glimpse of your true worth. There are thousands of individuals that have everything money can buy, but are yet to find their Designed Place; its gets so frustrating for them because, the more they try to buy happiness, the more it eludes them. You must understand that your Designed place may not give you all the money in the world, but its sure to lead you to the most influential people in the world. It would give you access to decision makers and can even transform you into a king-maker yourself.

·         IT WOULD BE FUN:
To some people, “I’m going to work” is an action that is carried out in its literary sense; to others it’s a term used to signify that they would be occupied doing something within a period of time. In the eyes of someone else, your Designed place may seem like a huge task, but to you it’s just a daily part of your set-up; it doesn’t wear you down.  Majority of our parents never understood these things… they are/were always working HARD! Sleeping by 11pm and Waking up 4pm every weekday; they are so proud of it that at times when we err, they use it as a reference point to explain what dedication is. My friends, with the way this country is going, if you continue on that path, you’d suffer from stroke at age 45 o! (God forbid). It’s normal to see a fish swim or a monkey jump from tree to tree; but I bet it would be absurd to see a monkey swimming; or a fish trying to climb a tree.  Find that thing you do with ease and when finished, comes out excellently. You’d live longer-Trust me.


Every person on earth is on an assignment, you can only get good results from life when you function in the place that has been designed for you long before your existence.

Food for thought: Imagine how the world would have been: 

Michael Jackson at Age two was forced to become a boxer…
Steve Jobs opted to be a fashion designer…
Muhammed Ali decided to become a Dancer…
Messi decided to be a banker…
Oprah opted to be a Visual Artist…
Hussain Bolt chose to be a mechanic…

We celebrate the people that have stayed in their designed place, are you in your designed place? Will you be celebrated years after you are gone from the world?

Airhunuoje O Michael (LordOfSwagg)
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